OK. Resistance is futile. I must comment on the current foreign policy pornography espoused by the presidential candidates in the Republican Party.
Let’s get to it:
Huntsman: He said “Iranians have already decided to go nuclear”. There is no proof and repeating it over and over does not make it true. Sort of like the definition of insanity – doing the same thing over and over while believing there will be a different result. In fairness, he’s not alone in this.
Perry: Monroe Doctrine redux – to stop Hezbollah and Hamas from interfering in South America and joining in on the drug trade in Mexico. The legality of the original doctrine is questionable. This is just stupid. Not a lot of Hezbollah and Hamas members in South America to stir up, plus it is unlikely that either group would survive a street fight with Mexican drug cartels.
Santorum: “Africa is a country on the brink”. No comment.
Bachmann: Iran wants to attack Israel – and the US – with nuclear weapons. The first policy has never been announced although may be true and the second involving the USwas never stated by anyone. Anywhere. Anytime.
Bachmann: “We know that they [Iran] already have a nuclear capability.” We is the unidentified bird whispering in her ear.
Cain: Iran is very mountainous and therefore a security threat to the US. Watch out Switzerland.
Cain: China is a threat to US security and is trying to develop nuclear weapons. Beijing is astonished and starts counting its stockpile of warheads.
Santorum: “Obviously, Muslims should be people we look out…” Yup all those darker skinned people look alike and must be Muslim terrorists. Unless, of course, they happen to be Mexican.
Romney: He said: “there is "no price that is too expensive to stop an Iranian nuclear weapon." Really?
Romney AND Perry: Zero out foreign aid and start negotiating. The government of Israel started to pay attention with that line. Aside from the thundering economic and political stupidity of the proposal, that’s not how foreign aid works.
Cain: We should assist the opposition in Iran to overthrow the regime. That is otherwise more commonly known as a declaration of war. Go home and sell more crappy pizza.
Gingrich: It’s absolutely unacceptable for Iran to fully develop a nuclear weapon.. And if China continues to resist joining the world in tough sanctions against Iran’s nuclear program, then a U.S. trade boycott of China would quickly persuade Beijing, He is now the newest “anyone but Mitt Romney” candidate so I guess advocating a trade boycott with the second largest economy in the world and one on which the US also is dependent economically makes perfect sense. I bet it would be a resounding success. Like invading Iraq and seeing into Putin’s soul.